If you think that tiny, gray-furred mammal digging in your garden is a midget donkey, it proves you don’t know your ass from a mole in the ground.
Those who don’t know history are condemned to repeat it. But that’s okay. It’ll seem brand new to them.
We should stop criticizing Vice President Cheney for his “Bleep off!” remark. I mean it wasn’t like he shot somebody.
Nastiness entered politics when Eve called the third party in Eden “a snake.”