MUTHUH GOOSE

LITTLE SLUT MUFFET
Sprawled on a tuffet,
Eating a Kurd with compunction.
But when a huge spider
Sat down beside her..
The Kurd had erectile dysfunction.

LITTLE JACK-OFF HORNER
Sat in a corner
“Pleasuring himself” as a male.
He knew he’d go blind;
But he didn’t mind.
His pleasures all came to him by Braille.

OLD MOTHER HUBBARD
Went to the cupboard
But found her vibrator was muted.
The batteries were dead.
So she gave the vibe head
Until it rose up and saluted.

LITTLE BO PEEP
Has lost her sheep
She feared they were prey of a leopard.
But later she found
They were all safe and sound
Shacked up with an over-sexed shepherd.