THIS WEEK'S QUESTIONS
A recent poll showed that teenagers who do not have sex are "happier" in their relationships. Will they survey the boys next week?.
Why do people say "you could hear a pin drop" when they talk about how quiet it was? Have you ever been in a bowling alley?
From his funny hat down to his knee socks, everything the football fan is wearing is new, with this year’s version of his team’s logo on every item. He had to pay double to get the jersey with the right number. How come his wife’s coat is gray, five years old, and has a raveled sleeve?
When the choice is between water and whiskey, I always ask, "What would Jesus walk on?"
Did Miss Muffet perform fellatio in northern Iraq?
When did your local TV newsteam begin to spend less time giving you the news than they do telling you how good they are at it?