MORE ADAGES FOR AN AD AGE

Sticks and stones can break your bones. Damn straight!

The early bird makes a helluva racket outside my bedroom window.

Where there’s smoke there’s someone bitching about breathing it second-hand.

All’s fair in Love, War, and lately in Baseball.

If a tree falls in the forest, the Sierra Club will blame the loggers.

A stitch in time is all some actresses wear to the Oscars.

The future is unwritten, but a bunch of people are already trying to edit it for us.

It’s better to have loved and lost than to have lost your lover’s liver.

If at first you don’t succeed, you’ll delight the people who hate you.

Early to bed and early to rise means you probably didn’t pay your electric bill.