LIST FOR A THIRD PARTY

Amahd Elayr Plein: Egyptian hobbiest
Esther Bonnett: last seen all in clover and when they looked her over she was the finest
Omar Dale: follower of Omar Hill
Ginger Bradman: sweet-tasting runner
Ceilia Uptite: owns and operates a mausoleum
Al Soeran: loser
Zane Greymatter: author of psychological westerns
Lois Thaycum: tobacco lawyer
Doug Yersax: former jazz fan
Jill Tedbride: spinster
Chuck Waggin: chef at Ponderosa
Cassius Rekwired: merchant who doesn’t take checks or plastic
Golda Stacka: Italian miser
Bud Muchwiser: designated driver
Leo Tard: aerobics instructor
Jay Walker: (address cards and flowers to Room 203, City General Hospital)
Justin Tyme: delivery driver for Organ Transplant Inc.
Di O’Rama: temperamental artist; often makes a scene
Drew O’Blank: forgetful quiz show contestant
Tami Ann Migal: lesbian
Al Fresco: picnicking gangster
Clara Fication: voted Teacher of the Year
Bea Smerch: editor of National Inquirer
Frank Lee Skarlett: missing since the hurricane
Ben Louden: unfortunately-named owner of now-defunct Ben Louden’s Tourist Flights
Homer Sapiens: an average man
Lloyd DeLock: Jimmy’s brother; also a burgler
Hiram Firam: personnel director
Dana Mont: finalist
Booker Asap: impatient vice cop
Rod Spared: a spoiled child
Ann Thrax: dunned for overdue bills; she insists her payments were returned unopened
Fay Takahmpley: certain winner
Al Fahromeo: race driver / lover
Barb Whire: prickly prison guard
June Grad: soon to be unemployed
Tom Angst: star of the movie The Anxiety of Forrest Gump
Tillie Bann: anti-feminist
Anna Gesic: nurse
Will O’Butter: easily discouraged arm wrestler
Jenny Tickode: DNA expert
Theda Bareassed: silent porn star
Dot Matrix: lady printer
Anna Fillaktik: shocker
Janet Talia: nudist
Raleigh Roundeflagg: super patriot
Mary Narra: a saucy wench
Burr Blubotham: president of the local Polar Bear Club
Graham Atter: member of Mensa
Reece Crispey: inspirational speaker known for his snap and crackle