GUEST LIST #4

Jerzy Bownz: manufactures rubber blow-up cows
Lou Kwaishus: radio talk-show host
Paddy O’Sama: Irish terrorist
Buck Shorter: welcher
Morris Bettah: corporate executive
Evar Reddy: lighthouse keeper
Patricia Cornfed: writes mystery novels about a forensic veternarian
Hugh Sehyellay: West Coast academic
Sue Grufftone: mystery writer; her latest & Is for Ambersand
Jock Kitsch: tawdry, vulgar and pretentious athlete
Lois Spirits: pessimist
Bev O’Wack: camper
Adam Mupp: C.P.A.
Yassar Trebaggsful: sheep shearing terrorist
Arch Support: shoe salesman
Ellen Wheels: wild, unpredictable lady
Dee Kupp: extremely well-endowed sweater model
Ice Berg: Jewish rap artist
Donna Party: non-vegetarian
Bjorn Tolouse: French biker gang member
June Moon: lyricist
Sammy Baughhumbug: famous grumpy NFL passer of 1940s
Imogene Clone: lacks originality
Ty Wonon: sot
Ida Sworn: shows extremely poor judgment
Ken Dew: energetic optimist
Lois Ann Clark: schizophrenic explorer
Marta Nan Lewis: singer-comedienne
Lupe deLoop: stunt pilot
Pierre Daily: suffers from chronic dehydration
Jesus Saves: born-again banker
Wolf Blitzen: celebrated newsman and sleigh-puller
Mucho DeNiro: daughter of Robert DeNiro and one of the Marx Sisters
Raleigh Mawnkey: extremely exuberant baseball fan
Diane Nonstege: seldom-funny comedienne
Freda Goeh: parolee
Helen Highwater: daredevil
Ali Glitters: not to be confused with Ali Gold
Lon Geray: cross-dresser
Hugh Tohpia: the man with perfect hair
Al Priori: conspiracy theorist
Anna Partridge: lady lumberjack and fruit picker
Hyman Howgozit: nightclub greeter
Dwayne DeOil: gwease monkey
Polly Unsatcherate: fat girl
Lily Putian: female jockey
Sarah Togatrunk: legendary mover of ancient Rome
Len Mehyerkome: kooky valet parker
Lola Palooza: sexy Italian actress
Al Ackrety: a very quick guy