ANOTHER GUEST LIST FOR ANOTHER PARTY

Doug Ahbigdich: Panamanian construction worker
Aaron Seeforce: captain of aircraft carrier Corrigan
Douglas Furrs: tree surgeon
London Derriere: British pimp
Nick L. Beer: cheap drunk
Sleepy LaGoon: laidback, French legbreaker
Hugo Gorrill: publicist for feminism
Anne Drogenous: dainty lumberjack
Noah Baltimm: deceived husband now suing for divorce
Manny Fultz: imperfect hero
Hans Zupp: German armed robber
Donny Brooke: barfighter
Pat Pending: copyright and patent attorney
Connie Lingus: kinky sex therapist
Rene Nozenkauff: fellow particularly susceptiple to colds
Les Manley: gay activist
Don Weennal & Gay Apparell: anchors on the all-Chrismas-all-the-time cable station
Bobby Furapples: caterer of kids’ parties
Wayne Enhopes: after strong beginnings becomes easily discouraged
Penny Antie: unsuccessful entrepreneur; failure is related to her being a cheapskate
Les Izmore: minimalist artist
Gale Solafter: extremely popular comedienne
Aaron Nitout: nudist
Babe Indewoods: naïve baseball player
Sam Francisco: recipient of heart transplant
Alf Weederzane: retired person, recently moved to Bavaria
Neil Lanprey: demonstrative minister
Gar Rentyjob: longtime union activist; has struck more often than Big Ben
Grey "Tex" Pektashuns: cowboy authority on Charles Dickens; never quite lived up to hype
Cal Tow: well known yes-man; hasn’t stood up to anyone since he got out of his crib
Bo Deodoe: Laverne DeFazio’s euphemistic lover
Titus O’Lord: nouveau riche alcoholic
Carrie Onnurse: supporting actress in many British comedy films
Lance d’Boil: E.R. intern responsible for minor surgeries
Parson Monius: stingy religious leader
Beneto Mutch: obese operatic tenor; most famous for role of Mt. Fuji in Madame Butterfly
Marion Haste: unhappy wife
Karen Little: apathetic therapist
Clement Siebord: parole officer
Shirley Yujest: unabashed skeptic
Gene Therapee: clone
Peter Principle: airline CEO
Mercy Sakes: easily impressed traveler
Murphy Slaw: chef whose side dishes always go wrong
Ellie Gant: the epitome of class
Collin Nallkars: police dispatcher
Burr Dinnahan: pragmatist
Allie Ess: a fictitious person
Aaron Hubby: womanizer
Sir Veil: Britain’s most successful manufacturer of hidden cameras
Terry Toolong: laggard